found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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