The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
