Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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