they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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