So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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