she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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