shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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