Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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