big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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