i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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