they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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