the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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