I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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