just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
