Dual....:-)
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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