Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My ATM looks so different sober.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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