For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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