My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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