shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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