I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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