Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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