why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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