You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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