I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
