THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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