Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We had to coat check the pizza.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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