KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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