Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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