please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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