I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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