You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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