Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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