Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
