I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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