And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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