I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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