So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
