I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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