So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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