It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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