the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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