try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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