okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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