Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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