so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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