So drunk its hurt
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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