so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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