Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!