This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker