i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.