Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.