the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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