so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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