Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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