allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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