for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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