1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
