i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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