Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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